I'm Tired!

In an average lifetime a person will walk the equivalent of three times around the world.

Whale Hunting

It is against the law to hunt whales in Oklahoma. 

It is against the law to hunt whales in Oklahoma. 

It is against the law to .............. Now I get it!

(Think about it...)

Lot's of deodorant in Kentucky

Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath at least once a year.

Febreze must be really popular in Kentucky!

Elephant's in North Carolina

You can't plow a cotton field with an elephant in North Carolina.

I have to wonder where this one came from.

Not the sharpest tack in the box.

In the name of art, Chris Burden arranged to be shot by a friend while another person photographed the event. He sold the series of pictures to an art dealer. He made $1750 on the deal, but his hospital bill was $84,000.

As my son is fond of saying. "This dude is about three fries short of a Happy Meal!"

Dig that old Barbee out of the closet girls.

Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33

Quack Quack

Does a duck's quack echo? Well, does it? Do you care? Someone will.
No a duck's quack does not echo. Do you know why? Apparently no one else does. 

Beer and Bubbles

Ok, got to try this out for myself. Like I really need an excuse to have another beer.

The bubbles in Guinness Beer sink to the bottom rather than float to the top like all other beers. No one knows why.

Crickets

Count the number of cricket chirps in 15 seconds. Add 37. What does that number tell us? The temperature outside. 

Can't wait until I hear a cricket chirping....

Cocaine

Sigmund Freud once believed that cocaine could be used to help treat morphine addiction.

Pocket Lint

Did you know the lint in the bottom of your pocket has a name? Yep, wanna guess? 

It's called "gnurr"

Moose in Alaska!

In Alaska, Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.

Forest City, NC

I am going crazy trying to figure this one out. 😖

In Forest City, North Carolina, You must stop and call City Hall before entering the town in an automobile.

What??????????

Third time's a charm! Hopefully!

In Kentucky ... a woman cannot marry more than three times.

Indiana ... it's illegal to ride a horse above 10 MPH

"No horse shall be "driven" at a speed above 10 MPH"

Hawaii and Coins

In Hawaii ... it's illegal to place a coin in one's ear.

Nuthing else to say.

In Delaware ... you can't sell dog hair.

State residents of Delaware are barred from selling the hair of a dog or cat. 

No Couches in Boulder

In Colorado ... it's illegal to keep a couch on your porch.

Boulder busted the University of Colorado for burning couches. Thus this law. 

No Bathtub for Donkeys

In Arizona ... it's illegal for a donkey to sleep in a bathtub.

In the 1920's, a local dam broke, flooding a rancher's home. The rancher's donkey had become accustomed to sleeping in the bathtub, which filled with water and whisked him miles away. After working to rescue the animal, the town passed this law, which is still in place today.

Good House Keeping

Drive Blindfolded?

In Alabama ... it's illegal to drive blindfolded.

Are you kidding me?

An Apple a Day

Did you know… Apple experts have created a sparkling apple that fizzes in your mouth? I didn't.