Burping and Sneezing

It’s against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska.

Heinz 57

Heinz 57 ketchup. Came from the number of varieties of pickles Heinz the company once had.

Cows

What do you call a dozen or more cows? Twelve or more cows is called a flink. I thought it was a herd. 

Sleep

Gorillas sleep fourteen hours per day. I am lucky to get five hours!

Smartest Animal

The porpoise is the second most intelligent mammal on earth. Man is smarter. I might argue that point!

False Teeth

Almost half of all dentures are radioactive to some extent.  WHAT?!

Bill Gates

Bill Gates owned a called "Traff-O-Data." The company built machines that counted the number of cars passing it on a road.

Lipstick

A lot of lipstick contains fish scales and animal fats. YUK