I'm Tired!

In an average lifetime a person will walk the equivalent of three times around the world.

Whale Hunting

It is against the law to hunt whales in Oklahoma. 

It is against the law to hunt whales in Oklahoma. 

It is against the law to .............. Now I get it!

(Think about it...)

Lot's of deodorant in Kentucky

Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath at least once a year.

Febreze must be really popular in Kentucky!

Elephant's in North Carolina

You can't plow a cotton field with an elephant in North Carolina.

I have to wonder where this one came from.

Not the sharpest tack in the box.

In the name of art, Chris Burden arranged to be shot by a friend while another person photographed the event. He sold the series of pictures to an art dealer. He made $1750 on the deal, but his hospital bill was $84,000.

As my son is fond of saying. "This dude is about three fries short of a Happy Meal!"

Dig that old Barbee out of the closet girls.

Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33

Quack Quack

Does a duck's quack echo? Well, does it? Do you care? Someone will.
No a duck's quack does not echo. Do you know why? Apparently no one else does.